1)
daru se dosti lever ko khatra
randi se dosti lund ko khatra
mere se dosti gaand ko khatra
MUJHSE DOSTI KAROGE
2)
Waqt nahi ab rone ka
Waqt hai baccha hone ka
tab kyoun nahi royin thi
jab chipak chipak key soi thi
jab kiya hai to bharo
tab kahti thi aur karo aur karo
3)
Best shayri of the world:
Ji karta hai main choom
loon uski Tatti main pare
us matar k dane ko, kambakht
wo to kam se kam uske
labo se hokar gujra hoga.
4)
Kuch kasme kiye the, kuch vaade kiye the,
milenge har kidki darwaje ke peeche,
ae bewafa ek baar tu kah de mujhe Raja
teri choot ka main baja doonga bazaa…
5)
To answer the SMS:
Atak pe Fatak
Fatak pe Jaupda (hut)
tu kya shayari marega
tere maa kaa bhoosda
6)
Jahpaneh ek sher pesh karte hain..
main nikla unki gali
main nikla unki gali
Pet main aithen hui aur dhad se pakhana hua..
7)
cham cham karti aayi wo
cham cham karti chali gayi wo
tu lund khole khara tha
KLPD kar gayi wo (KLPD:khare lund par dhoka)
8)
Ladka ladki dono lafange,
Ek Palang pe dono Nange,
Ladke ko lagi thand,
Usne nikala apna lund,
Ladki ne tange kholi,
AUr boli Belated Happy Holi!
9)
Paaro aur Chandramukhi ka noor
app pe barse,har koi aap ke saath
sone ko tarse,aapke jeevan main aayein
itni ladkiyan ki aap CHADDHI pahen ne ko trase
10)
Yaar ajab tere nkhare,gazab tera style hain,
gand dhone ki tameez nahi, haath main mobile hai
2)
pakhane maine ja baitha, to tum yaad aaye
gand jab dhoyi,to tum yaad aaye
pant jab uper uthai, to laga aur hagas(shit) aayi.
3)
Ansu tere nikle, to ankhen meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke, to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho,
Baap tu bane, to mehnat meri ho
4)
Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo karodo kharche taj par…
Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo karodo kharche taj par…..
Roz ek nayi mumtaz aati .. us karodo ke byaaj par.
5)
Have sex daily,
jab bhi milay woh akeli,
woh nahin to uski saheli,
saheli nahin to apni hatheli,
but have sex dai
6)
Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain
7)
Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!
mobile par free me daily sexy sayeri ke liye sms kare
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