Sex jokes

A drunker says while kissing his girlfrnd: darling, your lips are very salty.

Girl: STUPID,STAND-UP

Girl: Is it true that babies come out from the same place where boys put their penis?

Mom: Yes

Girl: wow! my baby will come out from my mouth…

the most difficult golf course in the world is WOMENs hole. No matter any style you play, as much shots u try & as much perfection u hav, u can never get ur BALLS in…

Doctor: u r looking so weak & exhausted! Are u taking 3 meals a day as advised?

Lady: Oooh my god! I heard 3 MALEs a day…

Phy sir: When I saw ur conical jars, my pendulum has started oscillating!

Che mam: Dont talk. I need a solution…

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