Joke: Bade boobs wali Aurat

Suhagraat ke din pati patni se bola: Shaadi se pehle I have fucked 10 girls.

Patni boli: Muhje pata tha, kundli mili hai to character bhi milega!

Prostitute asked Plastic Surgeon to make another hole for her.

Surgeon was surprised and asked why?

She answered: Business is good, so opening a new branch!

Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives.

The first said, “I think my husbands like a championship golfer. Hes spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke.”

The second woman said, “My husbands like the winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed, he gives me several hundred exciting laps.”

The third woman was silent until she was asked, “Tell us about your husband.”

She thought for a moment and said, “my husbands like an Olympic gold-medal-winning quarter-miler.”

“How so?”

“Hes got his time down to under 40 seconds.”

Q: How was wire invented?

A: Two Marwaris spotted the same coin.

Q: What do you call a Smart Malayalee?

A. Debo-Nair.

There was one time two friends sitting next to a tree eating their lunch until one friend asks the other, “Hey you see that donkey far away..” and the other friend replies… “yeah I see it.” “I bet you 100 bucks, I can make that donkey laugh.. the other friend replies.. “go ahead I bet that money you cant do that”. So the friend goes where the donkey was eating his food, approaches to him and lift the donkeys ear and whispers in it.. and the donkey started laughing.. so the other friend loses his money.. in the next 5 min the friend asks the other friend again.. “I bet you 100 bucks more I make the donkey cry”.. so he does and the other friend approaches to the donkey and lifts his ear and whispers in it again.. then donkey started to cry… he goes back and the other friend asks: “how did you do that”? his friend replies, easy! “the first time I told him my dick was bigger than his.. “and he laughed.. and the “second time I showed to him…”



If Ekta Kapoor made sexy serials, then the names would be like…

Kahani Palang Ki

Kyunki Condom Bhi Kabhi Sasta Tha

Kasauti Bra Panty Ki

Kahin To Choda Hoga

Kahi Kabhi Chod

Kyuki Gand bhi Kabhi Fati Thi

Kab hoga Nimmo ka

Kaisi Ye Rand Hai

Kahani Rat Bhar Ki

Kabhi To Lega

Kaskas Ke

Kkavya-ke-ungli



Ek aurat hote hey us ke bubbe (BooBs) bade hote hain jab bhi wo ghar se bahar kam ke liye jati to gali ke bache chilate hain “ye aam hain kitne pyare pyare ye aam hain kitne pyare pyare”

To wo Apne husband ko batati hai aur wo ek din us ke sath jata hai to bache chilana shuro kerte hain “ye aam hain kitne pyare pyare ye aam hain kitne pyare pyare”

Shoher buhat gusse main aajata hai aur Shalwar utaar ker lora nikal ke bolta hey

“Aao tehni hilao, jitne gire tumhare”

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