HOt sayeri

Even the driver say’s so

A man while making love to his maid,

exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’

The maid smiled and said

‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’

Can we do romance in the midnight today

Can we do romance in the midnight today?

I’m in a good mood:)

Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!

Reply me soon,

yours Loving Mosquito.

It’s the things that satisfies your mind

It’s the thing that satisfies

ur mind, body & soul!

Do it on bed, on a sofa,

in the car or anywhere!

It’s called Prayer!

God bless ur naughty mind.

A junior needs a name

Love is a gamble,

Sex is a game,

Boyz do the thing

Girls get the blame,

1 night in pleasure

9 months of pain

1 day in hospital and

a junior needs a name

What’s an average 6 inch long

What’s an average 6 inch long

Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?

?

?

?

?

A:1000- rupee currency note.!

Always think positive

Let me kiss your lips

Let me kiss ur lips,

let me feel ur teeth,

let me feel ur tongue.

SMILE!

This is ur friend

“PEPSODENT”

reminding you to brush ur teeth,

Twice a day Everyday :)

Can kids of our age have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:

“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :

“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

A beautiful girl goes to Professor

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin

and

say

that i will do anything to pass in the exams

and professor says

NOW OPEN YOUR

.

.

.

Books And Study

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

“Me sick, no work”

Boss SMS back:

“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

He came at night, explored my body ….

He came at night,

explored my body,

got on top of me,

touched me, he bit,

sucked, swalowd,

when he was satisfyed,

he left, i was hurt,

.

..

BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

I really deeply wish … on my bed

I really deeply wish dat

u r here with me in my room.

on my bed & lights is off &

we get under the cover together..

2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

2 men went 2 a callgirl

2 men went 2 a callgirl.

1st went in and came out n said

“No my wife is better.”

2nd went in and came out n said

“U R right ur wife is much better.”

Catch her by her waist…Put ur lips on her lips…

Catch her by her waist…

Bring her home..

Keep ur hand on her neck

Put ur lips on her lips

& have a …

…nice drink…PEPSI

Difference between stress, tension & panic

3 FEELINGS

what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &

panic is when both r pregnant

Sardar on phone:

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking

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