M-SEAL
Sex karte samay agar condom na mile to m-
seal lagaya karo kun ki
EK TAPAKTI BOOND AAP KI KISWAT BADAL SAKTI HAI.
SUIT KA RANG
Ek lady dukandar se puchti hai BHYYA
ISS SUIT KA RANG TO NAHI JAYEGANA?
Dukandar jo totla tha bolta hai MADAM
AAPKA CHUT FAT JAYENGA LEKIN LAND NAHI NITLENGA.
ILAAJ
A couple in train, GIRL-my hand is paining……
(Boy kisses her hand) after some time GIRL-my neck is paining….
(Boy kisses her neck).
A old man ask- BHAI BAWASIR KA BHI ILAJ KARTE HO KYA?
GANJJA AADMI
sajjan kumar jo bachpan se ganjje the ek din jab ghar gai to apni biwi ke kapde utarne lage
biwi samjhi aaj sajjan kumar zabardust lene ke mode me hai.
jab biwi ke sare kapde utar gai to sajjan kumar ne use utha kar sar pur bithane lagfa hai to biwi bolti hai
SAJJU YE KYA KAR RAHE HO wo bina kuch bole use waise hi uthakar aine ke samne jakar khada ho jata hai
aur kahta hai DARLINGE MAI TO YE DEKHRAHA HUN KE MERE GANJJE SUR PUR GHUMGRELE BAAL KAISE LAGEGE
KHOON JANCH
€khoon chek karte waqt ungli me nurse jaise hi sui chubhati hai
ungji se bahot khoon nija5ne lagta hai yeh dekh wo ghabra jati hai aur ungli apne munh me lekar chusne lagti hai.
sajjan sing achanak uthte hai aur bale bale karne lagte hai.
nurse hairan ho kar puchti hai AAP KA KHOON NIKAL RAHA HAI AUR AAP NACH RAHE HAI wo jawab deta hai
KHOON JANCH KE BAAD PESHAB KI BHI JANCH KARWANI HAI
RAMI KA KHEL
Sajjan sing aur aur unki biwi jab bhi sex karna hota
wo kahte CHALO RAMI KHELE.
ek rooz sajjan sing fan saaf kare ke liye unche tabal pur chad jate hai
unki biwi table ko pakadti hai to lungi se unka lund dekh leti aur bokhlajati hai
kahti hai CHALO RAMI KHELE sajan sing kahte hai
CHAL BHAG SAALI PATTE TO PAHLE HI DEKH LI AB KYA RAMI KHEL GI KHAK?
KHATARNAK BIMARI
Sajjan`Dr sahab mujhe bahoot khatarnak bimari ho gai hai`
DrKya bimari hai ctao SAJJANAap hasen ge to nahi
DrNahi nahi tum befikr batao kya bimari haisajjan itna sunne ke baad
doctor ko apna lund dikhata hai ye dekhkar dr bahoot hasta hai kun ki uska lund maachis tili jitna patla aur chota hota hai
sajjanMaine kaha tha na aap hanse gedrThik hai ab nahi hasunga acha ye to batao bimari kya hai
Sajjandr sahab bimari yeh hai ki kal raat se mere lund me sujan hai
]HAADSA
car hadse ne sajjan sing to bach jate hai
pur unka lund katna padjata hai
unki girlfriend kahti hai WOTO RAB KA SUKAR HAI AAP BAAL BAAL BACH GAI
sajjan apni lungi utha kar dikhate hai aur kahte hai
YAHAN AUR KUCH BACHA KYA HAI BAAL HI BAAL TO BACHE HAI
aur apni lungi utha kar dikhate hai
SALI TERI WAJAHA SE YAHAN AUR KUCH BACHA KYA HAI BAAL HI BAAL TO BACHE HAI
RISHTE KI BAAT
Ek nurs ka rishta aata hai.
ludke ka baap kahta hai HAMARA LUDKA TO HIRA HAI SARKARI NAVKARI HAI
DUS HAZAAR TANKHA HAI AUR UPER SE SAATH HAZAAR KAMA LETA HAI
is pur ludki ka baap kahta hai HAMARI LUDKI BHI KUCH KAM NAHI HAI
NURSE HAI SAATH HAZAR TANKHA HAI AUR NICHE SE DUS KAMA LETI HAI
MIRZA GHALIB
Mirza galib ek din ek ludki ka pecha karte karte jungje tak pahonch jate hai
ludki ghabrakar ek jhad pur chad jati hai
galib bode hone ke karan chad nahi pate hai aur jhad ke niche baith jate hai.
kuch der baad ludki ko peshab ati hai aur wahi se galib sahab pur peshab kardeti hai.
ghalib sahab sayrana andaz ne ludki se puchte hai
AYE CHANCHAL SHOQUE HASENA YE KAISI NADANI HAI
Ludki bhi tawab shairi me deti hai
MIRZA SAHAB AAP JIS JHEEL SE NIKLE HAI YE US JHEEL KA PAANI HAI.
SUHAG RAAT
Sajjan sing shadi ke pahle bahoot he bhole bhale the
suhag raat ke samay jub unho ne apni biwi ke boobs dekhe to kahne lage
ARE BAAP TUMHARE CHATI PUR ITNE BADE BADE PHODE HAI
KAL DR KE PAAS JAKAR CHIRA LAGWAANA.dusre din unki biwi salwar utar kar baithi thi uski choot dekh kar
bole YEH KYA TUMHE CHIRA UPAR LAGWANA THA TANGO KE BEECH LAGWA AI.
PHOTO
Sardarji apko logo ne kyon mara? sardar,
‘Arey yar meri photo bus mein gir gai thi,
Maine kaha madam zara saari upar kijiye photo lena hai.
BAAP AUR BETA
Baap bete me bahes hoti hai baap kahta hai MAINE SAHER KI SABI DHANDA KARNE WALIYON KI CHOOT KA MAZA CHAKA HAI
aur beta samajhta hai wo sahe ki sabhi rando ko janta hai shart lagti hai aur baap bete se kahta hai KE
WO JIS BHI RAAND KI CHOOT KA BAAL LAYE GA WO USE SUNGH KAR USKA NAAM BATAYEGA.
ludka pahle din dhano bai ko chodta hai aur uski choot ka
baal lakar apne baap ko deta hai
baap sunghta hai aur kahta hai YE DHANO BAI KA BAAL HAI ludka dusre din munni bai ko chodta hai
aur usja baal lakar apne baap ko deta wo sunghta hai aur pahchan jata hai
tesre din rani bai ka baal lata hai baap phir pahchan jata hai
is tarha sab ki choot ka baal sungh kar pahcham jata hai.
ludka pareshan hokar ek dim
kutya ko chodta hai aur uska baal lakar apne baap ko deta hai baap kutya ke baal ko sungh kar..
MUQABLA
Ek hall me ek anokha muqabla hota hai jahan bollywood ki sexy actores hissa leti hai.
waha yeh dekha jata hai ke kiski choot sab se badi hai.
sub se pahle isha kopekar stage pur ati hai ghode ka lund apni choot me leti hai
phir neha dhupya aati hai ghadhe ka lund leti hai
uske baad riya sen aati hai aur wo hati ka lund leti hai
phir akir ne dipasha
aati hai aur daimasor ka sab se baadj lund apni choot me leti hai magar jab ga.
Pur jab phahele inaam ki bari aati hai to mallika sherawat ka naam pukara jata hai
is pur public shoos karti hai ke pahla inaam to dipasha ko ko dena chahiye pus
jawaab diya jata hai ki AAP LOG JIS HALL ME YE MUQABLA DEKH RAHE HAI
WO PURA KA PURA MALLIKA KI CHOOT ME HAI
Ek din jangle me chuha tezi se bhagta rahta hai aur chillata rahta hai
BHAGO BHAGO GAZAB HO GAYA raste me use bandar milta
puchne pur kuch nahi kahta aur chillate huye bhag jata hai
phir bhalu milta hai uske rokne pur bhi nahi rukta aur bhag jata hai
phir use hathi milta hai aur use zabardasti rok kar puchta hai
to wah4 chillata hai BHAGO GAZAB
HOGAYA hathi kahta hai DEKH CHUHE SAHI SAHI BATA HUA KYA HAI WARNA BAHOT MARUNGA
chuha dar jata hai aur kahta hai RAAT KO SHERNI KI KISI NE GAAND MARLI
hathi kahta hai TO TU KYUN BHAG RAHA HAI chuha kata hai BHAGU NAHI TO KYA KARUN ILZAAM TO MERE SAR PUR HAI
A FOR APPLE
A for APPLE….. B for BADA APPLE C for CHOTA APPLE
D for DO APPLE… E for EK APPLE… F for FOUR APPLE. G for GAND MEN DAAL LE SARE APPLE
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