Joke: Garam Husband

Ek khuwaar admi ki shaadi ho jati hae…. suhag raat main kamrae main aatae hi biwi ko choodna shuru ho jata hae… aur taqreeban puri raat chood ta rehta hae….

Subha hoti hae…. biwi us kae liyae nashta bana kae lati hain….. woh nashta side pae rakh deta hae aur kehta hae… begum nashta washta chooroo tum hi mera nashta hooo…bas aaa jaooo… aur phir again… chudai shuru kar deta hae…..

Afternoon main… biwi bechari khana paka kae lati hae…. aur husband ko paish karti hae…. husband kehta hae…aray begum khana wana chooroo… bas tum hi mera khana hooo…. forun aa jaoo… aur phir ek aur baar…. begum ko choodna shuru ho jata hae….

Shaam aatii hae… woh apni begum ko dhoond raha hota ae …. jub kitchen kae paas jata hae… wahan dekhta hae… kae…begum…. ek garam kaprae sae apni choot ko saikh rahi hae…

Woh kehta hae… aray begum kia hua? kia kar rahi hoo…..

Begum kehti hae… aap kae liyae “shaam ka khana garam kar rahi hoon”

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