Raju: Dadi, chachi dadaji ka murder karna chahti hai..
Dadi: hat badmash, tujhe kaisse pata.
Raju: aaj maine dekha, chachi dadu ka sar apne pallu se dhak kar dadu ka dam ghuta rahi thi.
Dadi: Kya????
Raju: haan, thodi daer baad, dadu ne jabardasti apna sar bahar nikala, toh unke hoonth par safed jhag
laga tha..
Dadi: paagal, arre woh tere dadaji tere chachi ka doodh choos rahe thae.
Raju: aisa kya, par Mummy aur tai toh dadaji ko khule main pilati hain.
Dadi: tujhe pata nahin un teeno ke siwa aur ek bhi tere dadaji ko pilati hai.
Raju : Pata hai na, woh apni radha(naukrani) woh pilati hai.
Dadi: unhone kaha unko 4 auratein pilati hai. Agar yeh wohi 4 hain toh mujhse kaun pita hai raat ko.
Raju ke phoopfa ji: Maa ji, chaliye raat ho gayi hai, mujhe sone jaana hai, usse pehle thoda…
Dadi: hai ram, toh yeh woh hai!.
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