Taxi driver and a Nun

A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver wont stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: ‘I have a question to ask you but I dont want to offend you.

She answers, ‘My son, you cannot offend me. When youre as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. Im sure that theres nothing

You could say or ask that I would find offensive.

‘Well, Ive always had a fantasy to have sex with a nun.

She responds,

‘Well, lets see what we can do about that:

#1, You have to be single

#2, You must be Catholic.

#3, I have to save my virginity, you will have to enter me from behind.

The cab driver is very excited and says,

‘Yes, Im single, Catholic, and Im happy to enter from behind!

‘OK the nun says. ‘Pull into the next alley.

The nun fulfills his fantasy, in a way that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

‘My dear child, says the nun, ‘why are you crying?

‘Forgive me but Ive sinned. I lied and I must confess, Im married and Im Jewish.

The nun says, ‘Thats OK. My name is Kevin and Im going to fancy dress party.

by Nikunj

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