Sher aur Bandar (Joke)

Aik martaba sher aur bandar aapas mein teh karte hain ke woh aik doosre ki gaand marenge. Bandar sher se kehta hai ke tum bohat bare ho aur main to tumhari taqat se mar hi jaonga, is liye pehle muje karne do. Sher maan jaata hai. Bandar sher ki gaand mar kar baag jata hai. Sher uske peeche peeche bagta huwa aik coffee shop mein pohanchta hai. Wahan par wohi bandar akhbar par raha hota hai. Sher us se poochta hai ke bhai tumne kissi bandar ko to nahin dekha. Bandar poochta hain, ‘Koun, wohi jisne sher ki gaand mardi? Sher gabra kar kehta hai, ‘Kya yeh khabara akhbar mein be a gayi?

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