Cab driver

1. A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver wont stop staring at her.

She asks him why is he staring and he replies, “i have a question to ask you but i dont want to offend you.”

She answers, “my dear son, you cannot offend me. When youre as old as i am and have been a nun as long as i have, you get a chance & see and hear just about everything. Im sure that theres nothing you could say or ask that i would find offensive.”

“well, ive always had a fantasy to have a nun perform oral sex on me.”

She responds, “well, lets see what we can do about that:

1) you have to be single and

2) you must be catholic.”

The cab driver is very excited and says, “yes, i am single and im catholic too!”

The nun says, “o.k., pull into the next alley.”

He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying his eyes out.

“my dear child, why are you crying?”

“forgive me sister, but i have sinned. I lied, i must confess, im married and im jewish.”

The nun says, “thats ok, my name is kevin and im on my way to a halloween party.”

All the stories posted by “jess” are fantasized/imaginary stories. Please keep this story, and all erotic stories out of the hands of children. They should be outside playing in the sunshine, not thinking about adult situations.