Adult funny joke

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Sardarni kapde utar bistar par taang kholkar soti hai aur puchti hai: Kuch samjhe?

SARDARJI: mujhe pata hai haramzadi tu pure bistar par akeli sona chahti hai.

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Two Sardars were caught raping a girl. They were called for identification parade.

when the girl arrives both sardar shout together YEHI THEE.. YEHI THEE…

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PAPPU: papa woh kya chez hai jis ke charon taraf baal hai

SARDAR:chupbe maron ga

PAPPU:aankh

SARDAR: theek

PAPPU: aap ne lund samjha tha na.

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Sardarni ki pregnancy report aati hai k unke pet mein gas hai.

ye dekh sardar kehta hai: he bhagwan tu ne mujhe lund diya hai ya hawa bharne ka pump.

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ek teacher ek sardar ke ladke ko gaand pe dande se marti hai.

Ghar jakar apni gaand aine mein dekhta hai to kehta hai SALI NE GAND K DO TUKDE KARDIYE.

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SARDAR1: yaar meri bewi pani se bahot darti hai.

SARDAR2: wo kese

SARDAR1: jab mai kal ghar gaya to bath tab me bhi security guard k saath baithi thee.

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Sardar was pissing when a gal saw his huge penis and said, naughty,

wow i would love to have that.

Sardar: go and get a cup i an about to finish.

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SARDARNI: Oh.. zara dhire kuon SHATABDI chala rahe ho maal gadi chalaona.

usi samay unka beta bistar se girta hai aur bolta hai GADDI KOI BHI CHALAO PAR SAVARI KO TO MAT GIRAO.

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SARDARNI: aji sunte ho aaj phir billi dodh pee gai.

SARDARJI:maine kaha tha na blouse ka button band karke soya kar.

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SARDARJI: dekh tumhare liye churiya laya hun.

MAID: aap hi pehna do.

SARDARJI: mujhe pehle pata hota tu aisa bolegi to PANTY le aata.

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PAPPU: maa aaj papa ke kamre se Prey ki aawaz aarahi thee.

SARDARAN: beta ye to achchi baat hai.

PAPPU: par papa to khamosh the unki secratory O GOD.. O GOD.. bol rahi thi.

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SARDAR1: yaar ek masla khada hogaya hai.

SARDAR2: itna kuon masla ke sala khada hi hogaya hai.

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PAPPU: papa jab aap honeymoon par gai thee tab mai kahaan thaa?

SARDAR: puttar jate samay mere aur aate samay teri mummy k pas.

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Sardarji ask a lady: Vidai k time ladki kyon roti hai.

lady say: Are BHADWE agar tujhe pata chale ki ghar se door lejakar

koi teri GAAND marega to tu kya NACHEGA?

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Bargirl: Sardarji sex karoge?

Sardarji: Mere wife jaise karogi kya?

Bargirl:Tumhari wife kaise karti hai?

Sardarji:Phukat mein!

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Nasbandi team 15 din baad dobara gaon mein aati hai

unhe dekh ek sardar kehta hai: HARAMZADON connection to pahle hi kaat chuke ho abkya tower bhi ukhado ge.

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Lady: sardarji time kya hua?

Sardarji: bra panties. Lady:time pucha hai nonsence!

Sardarji: wo hi to bol raha hoon 12:35

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Ek hadse me sardar ka lund kat jata hai.

Afsos k liye aai unki galfriend kehti hai: rabb ka shukar hai aap baal baal bach gae!

sardar: chup rahe bhemchod ji kar kya fayeda baal he baal to bache aur kya

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Sardarji ko bus se nikala gaya kisi ne pucha to bole main ek lady k pas khada tha meri photo uske pair ke pas giri

mai bola madam sari uthae mujhe photo leoi hai

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Sardarji ka sex karne ka code hota hai

WASHING MACHINE ME KAPDE DHONE HAI wo apni biwi ko bulate hai par wo nahi aati.

kuch der baad ladke bhejti hai wo kehta hai PAPA WASHING MACHIN KHALI HOGAI HAI MAA NE KAHA HAI KAPDE DHONE HAI

sardar kehta hai JA MAA SEI KEHDE PAPA NE HATH SE KAPDE DHO LIYE.

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SARDARJI: mujhe neend nahi aarahi hai chalo sex karein.

SARDARAN:kya meri chut mein tumhari maa loryan suna rahi hai jo neend aajaegi.

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Sardar ki gaand phati mochi ne silne ke baad 25000 ka bil diya.

Par sardar ne use 50000 diye.

mochi bola SARDARJI ZYADA Q DETE HO.

sardar bola BIL DEKH KAR DOBARA GAAND PHATI.

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