Sher ki anokhi katha

Ek jungle me ek sher apni family k saath maze se rehta tha. Ek raat ko achanak ek kutta sher ki gufa k samne aakar sher ko gaaliya dene laga “sher madarchod, bhadwe , gaand me taaqat hai to bahar nikal”…yeh sunkar sher ko ghussa aata hai aur woh uske peeche bhagta hai..kuch der k baad thaka hara gufa per aata hai toh sherni puchti hai “maar diya kutte ko” sher kehta hai nahi sala bach k nikal gaya.

Doosre din kutta phir se gufa k samne aakar sher ko gaaliya dene lagta hai “teri maa ki chut sher apni biwi ki gaand k piche kyon chupa hai. Himmat hai to bahar nikal” yeh sunkar sherni sher ko kehti hai is bar ise nahi chhodna aur sher phir us kutte k piche bhagta hai lekin kuch der k baad thaka hara gufa per aata hai toh sherni puchti hai “maar diya kutte ko” sher kehta hai nahi sala phir se bach k nikal gaya.

Is tarah kutta daily sher k gufa k samne aakar use gaaliya deta aur sher uske picche bhagta par use pakad nahi pata.

Ek raat phir kutta sher ki gufa k samne aakar use gaaliya dena shuru karta hai . Is baar sherni sher ko kehti hai ” aapse kabhi kuch nahi hoga, ek mamuli kutte ko pakad nahi paa rahe,aap chudiyaan pehenkar gufa me rahiye mai use thikane lagati hu” bas itna kehkar kutte k piche bhagti hai. Kutta aage sherni piche phir jaha kutta jata wahi sherni uske piche jati aur kutta ek jhad k gaddhe me se kudta hai aur sherni bhi uske piche uk gaddhe me kudti par gaddha chota hone ki wajah se woh usme phas jati hai aur kutta piche se aakar use chodkar chala jata hai. Sherni badi mushkil se gaddhe se nikal kar jab thak kar gufa me pahochti hai to sher use kehta hai “aa gayi kutte se gaand marwake” toh sherni kehti hai aapko kaise pata chala, tab sher kehta hai “itne dino se woh kutta meri gaand mar kar jaa raha tha”…..

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