Quotes about getting old

1 “Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.”

2 “The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.”

3 “Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know ‘why I look this way. Ive traveled a long way and some of the roads werent paved.”

4 “When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.”

5 ” You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.”

6 “I dont know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.”

7 ” One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.”

8 “One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.”

9 “Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.”

10 “Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today its called golf.”

11 “If you dont learn to laugh at trouble, you wont have anything to laugh at when you are old.”