Small Sexy Jokes For You

Lone woman stops a taxi.

To the airport, please.

After ten minutes the taxi driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says:

You are third pregnant woman that I have driven to the airport today.

Are you kidding me, I am not pregnant.

Well, you haven’t arrived to the airport yet neither.

In the sleepy village of ERBUM near the town of TILLET in HERTFORDSHIRE lives a woman called LINDA LYKES . She is the land lady of the local pub, THE COCK INN. All her mail is addressed to: Linda Lykes, The Cock Inn, Erbum, Tillet, Herts.

A guy walks into a gun shop with a rifle, he wants a scope so he picks one. The guy behind the counter says put it on your gun and try it out, so he points it outside and he starts too laugh. The guy behind th counter says what are you laughing at. The guy with the scope says well theres too people up there having sex. The guy behind the counter laughs and says lets have a look. The shop keeper looks at the people and goes Oh My God thats my wife having sex with another guy. The shop says if you shoot the girl in the head and the guy in the dick I will give you the scope for free. The guy with the gun says I can do that in one.

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