some adult Joke

Over dinner, Jill said to John, “I met this horrible_and rude man downtown this morning, and right away I_knew he was a troublemaker. He started to insult me; he used really bad language; he even threatened me!”

“How did you meet this fellow?” John asked, very concerned.

Jill said, “Well, we met by accident. I hit him with the car.”

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A little girl accidentally walks in on her father while hes getting dressed.

She points to his dick and says, “Daddy, whats that?”

Not wanting to explain to her yet, he says, “Uh, I cant tell you, its a secret.”

The little girl finds her mother and asks, “What is that long thing between Daddys legs?”

Her mother also doesnt want to explain sex yet, so she says, “I dont know, he wont tell me.”

A couple days later the little girl says to her mother.

“Mommy, I finally figured out what that thing between Daddys legs is. Its a toothbrush! ”

“Why do you think that?” the amused mother asks.

“Because,” the little girl says, “this morning I saw the maid sliding it in and out of her mouth and she had toothpaste dripping down her chin.”

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6 Feet girl to her boss: Im being sexually harassed.

Boss: how?

Girl: This guy comes in every morning and says ur hair smells great.

Boss: Whats da problem in dat?

Girl: He is 3 feet tall

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