snow white & seven dwarfs

Miss Snow White was a randy cow,

And desperate for a fuck.

So off she went into the woods,

To try and get some luck!

Shed almost given up looking,

When she saw some chimney smoke.

Then stumbled on a cottage,

And went in for a poke.

Her clothes came off in seconds.

And shed just removed her pants,

When seven Dwarfs came marching in,

With a merry song and dance.

Snow White just stood there speechless,

And thought she was in heaven!

Originally after one good shag,

But now she could have seven.

Straight away she took command,

“My cunt now needs a lick!”

And when one dwarf moved forward,

She said “Oi-youd better drop you prick!”

So down he went onto all fours,

And said “I aint licking that!”

“Not there, that me ass-hole,

You DOPEY little brat!”

The next dwarf started blushing,

“Do we have to do it here?”

Snow White said “Dont be BASHFUL!

Unless youre fucking queer!”

So reluctantly he whipped it out,

To prove he was no fool.

And Snow White gave a big “Heigh-Ho”

As she rode upon his tool.

Now one dwarf wasnt smiling,

‘Cos he hadnt had a sniff.

And due to his impatience,

He couldnt raise a stiff.

“Relax, you GRUMPY idiot”,

So he did as he was told.

And as soon as he was hard enough,

He shot his fucking load.

The next dwarf got a blow

And she took him in quite easy.

But she just avoided brain-damage,

When he sneezed, she called him SNEEZY.

With three dwarves left, she turned and said,

“Youre next, I want your knob!”

But no sooner had he entered her,

Than he was sleeping on the job.

“Wake up you SLEEPY idiot”

She wanted more from him.

And he woke with such excitement,

That he filled her hairy qirm.

The next dwarf rammed his up her,

And shagged her cunt raw.

And dazed Snow White then whimpered,

“That should be against the law!”

He made poor Snow White tremble,

He was so big and thick.

“No wonder youre so HAPPY,

With that fucking great big dick.”

With one dwarf still remaining,

But feeling rather sore,

She said “Youll have to use your tongue,

My cunt cant take no more.!”

And so he put his tongue to work,

Where others had put their cocks.

And ‘cos he made Snow White feel better,

She named the last one DOC.

Now Snow White couldnt do much,

With all that cum inside her quim,

So she grabbed a cup, and squatted,

And filled it to the brim.

So theres the truth about the dwarfs,

And how they got their names,

By satisfying miss Snow White,

And joining in her games.

Theres one more thing you need to know,

And thats what happened to that cup?

Well think of what youre drinking…

When you next buy 7-Up

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