Bhakt: Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.
Bhagwan: Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.
Bhakt: Koi upay bhagvan
Bhagvan: Mallika Sherawat.
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend.
She was thrilled at the speed. ‘If I do 250 kph, will you take off your clothes? he smirked. ‘Yes, said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 250, she peeled off all her clothes.
Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.
‘Go and get help! he cried.
‘But I cant! Im naked and my clothes are gone!
‘Take my shoe he said ‘and cover yourself.
Holding the shoe over her privates, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, ‘Please help me! My boyfriends stuck!
The guy looked at the shoe and fainted…….!!!!!!!!!