paach ka dam( power of Five)

A young dating couple were driving down the road in a very busy area, when things started to get somewhat passionate. They decided to pull over and park and have some fun. Things were really getting hot, and they were not paying any attention to what was going on outside. All of a sudden a policeman was tapping on their window. The cop could hardly contain himself.

“Didnt you know that you are not supposed to be having sex in public?” he asked the couple.

Being embarrassed by being caught, they said yes and apologized. “Well, he said, I will have to write you a ticket.” So the cop wrote the ticket and reminded them next time to watch their behavior.

After getting dressed, the girl asked her boyfriend what the policeman wrote the ticket for.

He responded, “Doing 69 in a 35 mph speed zone!”

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A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?” The husband thought for a moment and replied, “Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I go fishing.”

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A First Class Manager (FCM) is going thru a forest one evening when his car breaks down. He looks around and finds a lone house. He knocks the door which is opened by a stunning woman.

FCM: Can I spend the night at your place?

Woman: Well. I live alone.

FCM: Im an honourable man, a FCM.

Woman: I got only one bed.

FCM: No problem. Im an honourable man, a FCM.

Woman: I go to bed naked.

FCM: No problem. Im an honourable man, a FCM.

Woman: Be my guest, FCM.

Next morning while leaving, FCM finds the woman busy with her poultry.

FCM: Good birds you got there.

Woman: Yeah.

FCM: How many cocks and how many hens?

Woman: Two hundred hens, one cock..

FCM: But I can see over a dozen cocks around.

Woman: Only one cock over there. The others are first class managers.

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Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?

It is called the Anal Optic Nerve. It is responsible for giving people a crappy outlook on life.

If you dont believe it, pull a hair from your ass, and see if it doesnt bring a tear to your eye.

———————————————————————-A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.

The doctor said, “Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel.” The man was astonished and asked, “So what do I do with these?”

The doc replied, “Before the wedding night, you paint your one ball red and the other ball blue. If she says, “Thats the strangest pair of balls I ever saw”, you hit her head with the shovel.”

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