1. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!).
2. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
3. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
4. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelors Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
5. Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a womans finger and two under the mans eyes.