Viagra And Food

A woman asks her husband, ‘Would you like some bacon and eggs, a

slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?

He declines. ‘Thanks for asking, but Im not hungry right now. Its

this Viagra, he says. ‘Its really taken the edge off my appetite.

At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something. ‘A bowl of

soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?

He declines. ‘The Viagra, he says, ‘really trashes my desire for food.

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. ‘Would you

like a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a

rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?

He declines again. ‘No, he says, ‘its got to be the Viagra….Im

still not hungry.

‘Well, she says, ‘Would you mind letting me up? Im starving.

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