Narrated by Shobha
Hello, main Shobha, aaplogo ki pyari Shobha bhabhi. Aap sabse milkar kafi waqt ho gayi aur aaj ki kahani mere taraf se hai. Pichle baar mein aap logo ne padha ki kayse main ghar ki safayi ke baad Akash ko Bhawna ke yaha bheji.
Shaam ko Akash ke jane ke baad bachi kuchi safaayi aur kapde dhone ke kaam khatm kiya. Main nahakar bahar aayi to time 8 baj rahe the. Ghar mein akeli thi to sochi ab karu kya? Akash bhi Bhawna ke yaha chala gaya. Rakesh to apni bani banayi meeting mein tha.
Saaf safaayi ke kaam se badan mein thakaan bhi thi. To living mein sofe pe baithi araam se TV chalu kar dekhne lagi. Kuch der baad TV bhi boring lagne lagi to sochi ki Rakesh ko call lagaun. Call lagayi to usne uthaayi nahi. Mann mein gussa aaya. Kidhar bhala 8 baje ke baad bhi meeting hoti hai iski.
Gusse mein khudko kosne lagi. Agar Akash nahi jata to uske saat hi masti karna shuru kar deti. Tab sochi ki Naveen, jo Rakesh ka dost hai aur bank wala bankar aaya tha, usko bula loon. Patika badla uske dost ke saat lene ki sochi. Naveen ko call lagayi to usne call hi cut kardi.
Mann mein sochi ki kya sachme in mardo ko meri koi fikar nahi. Tabhi Naveen ka message aaya ki woh aaj raat apni girlfriend ke yaha hai to baat nahi kar sakta. Maine use koi jawab nahi di aur idhar udhar ki bate sochti hui TV mein khamakha kuch bhi laga kar dekhne lagi.
Kareeb 9 bajne wale the jab sochne lagi ki raat ko khane mein kya banaye. Akeli thi to sirf mere liye ab khana banane ka koi mood bhi nahi ban rahi thi. Thodi der ayse hi alas ke mari baithi rahi aur 15-20 minute baad sochi ki kal ke tarah kuch order kal loon bahar se.
Maine food delivery app nikali aur pasta order kar di apne liye. Fir yoon hi yaha waha ki baate soch baithi kuch 15 minute hue to phone bajne lagi. Unknown number thi.
Main: Hello!
Unknown: Hello, aap Shobha.
Main: Jee haan.
Unknown: Madam Zomato food app se apka order tha.
Main: Oh ok ok.
Unknown: Madam location bata doge?
Main: Ya Kumar apartments, Flat number 16 D.
Unknown: Flat no:16 D?
Main: Haan kyu?
Unknown: Woh madam, kal hum apke yaha pizza deliver kiye the. Aapne poora payment nahi kiya tha.
Tab mujhe yaad aayi. Ye kal aaya hua pizza delivery wala ladka hai jiske saath sexy mazaak karti hui main aur Bhawna usko aadhe payse dekar bhaga diye the. Ye aplogo ne tab padi jab Bhawna main aur Akash pichle shaam daaru peekar masti kar rahe the.
Main: Oh, ok ok, sorry. Kal ka kitna hua bata dena main sab ek saat de doongi aaj.
Unknown: Ok madam.
Tab achchanak se mere dimaag mein ek chatpati khayal daudi aur main boli: Achcha suno. Koi jaldi nahi hai. Araam se aana. Hua to last delivery mere yaha kardo.
Delivery boy: Oh, thank you madam.
Main: To kab tak aaoge?
Woh: Agar aapko jaldi hai to hum 10 minute mein aa ke de sakte hai madam.
Main: Nahi nahi tum apna shift khatm karlo aur last delivery meri kardo.
Woh: Ok to ek 9:45 ya 10 baje tak?
Main: Haan haan bilkul. No issues.
Woh: Ok madam, and thank you madam.
Turant call kaati aur mann hi mann muskurane lagi ki kya kar rahi hun. Par mujhe bilkul bhi sharm na thi. Aur hoti bhi kyu? Mera pati bhi to apni duniya mein pata nahi kya gull khila raha hai. Na koi sharam aayi aur na galti ka ehsaas. Bas TV dekhti hui mere raat ke ‘khane’ ka intezaar karne lagi.
Kareeb 9:50 ko door bel baji. Main samajh gayi ki ye zaroor delivery boy hai. Main apne room gayi aur apni nighty nikal pheki. Bas ek satin ki robe pehni aur nikal gayi. Kafi choti robe thi jo meri jangho ko poora dhak bhi nahi paa rahi thi.
Robe ke andar sirf bra panty thi to thand to lag hi rahi thi. Lekin waasna ki aag ki garmi kuch aur hi thi. Jakar darwaza kholi adaao ke saat delivery boy ke samne robe se jhankti meri nangi janghe dikha kar khadi ho gayi. Woh ek tak mujhe upar se neeche dekha.
Fir gale se thook utarta hua bola: Ma… madam aapka order.
Main apni awaaz mein halki adaao ka tadka lgakar boli: Oh yeah! My order. Garam to haina?
Woh: Yes madam, apna shift khatm karke ye order lene gaye the.
Main: Good boy.
Woh: Madam kal ka bhi milake… 489.
Main: Ok deti hun, andar aao.
Woh: Andar?
Main: Haan, andar aao, main tumhe kha nahi jaungi. Aao.
Woh parcel lekar andar aaya aur ghar ke idhar udhar dekhne laga.
Main: Waha baitho main cash lekar aati hun.
Woh hichkichata hua living ke sofe par jakar baitha. Main use apni nangi janghe dikhati hui apne room ko chali gayi. Yakeenan woh mujhe peeche se taad raha tha aur yahi to main chahti thi.
Main apne room aayi aur bed par baith gayi. Mobile lekar Akash ko message bheji. Agar Rakesh use call kare aaj raat to bolna ki woh apne friend ke yaha hai. Ye maine iss liye kiya kyu ki main kaafi aage ki sochti hun.
Iske baad main apni phone silent ki aur apne takiye ke neeche chupakar bahar gayi.
Delivery boy ke paas pahunch kar boli: Sunona, woh 489 cash to nahi hai. Phone se pay kar dun kya?
Woh: Haan ok, kuch bhi chalega madam.
Woh jawab to mujhe hi de raha tha par uski lukka chuppi khelti nazre meri tango par thi.
Main: Ok, mera phone… hmmm.
Main living room mein yaha waha apne phone ko khojne ki naatak karne lagi. Kabhi dining table par dekhti to kabhi TV stand par.
Main: Haan suno.
Woh: Haan madam.
Main: Mere phone pe zara call karona number to hogana. Wayse tumhara naam kya hai?
Woh: Jee madam Prakash naam hai hamara.
Main tab jhoot bolti hui boli: Oh achcha, mere pati ka naam Akash hai. Milta jhulta naam hai. Prakash Akash.
Prakash: Haan woh to hai madam.
Fir main uske samne gayi aur sofe par apni phone khojne ki naatak karne lagi. Kabhi sofe ke pillow hatake dekhti to kabhi uske taraf peet dikhati hui jhuk kar sofe ke neeche dekhti. Ayse karne par meri satin ki robe peeche se uth jati. Aur shayad use ye bhi dikha deti ki maine andar kiss rang ki panty paehni hai.
Fir main neeche apne ghutno ke bal baithi aur jhuk kar achche se table ke neeche dekhne lagi. Ab to robe meri kamar tak uth gayi thi aur use meri panty mein chupi gand ka nazara de rahi thi.
Main waysi hi baithi boli: Call kiye kya?
Woh peeche se bola: Ha… haan haan kar… kar rahe hai madam.
Iska matlab woh ab tak mujhe taad hi raha tha aur call nahi kiya. Kuch der baad woh bola: Baj rahi hai… ring baj rahi hai mdam.
Main tab uthi aur uske samne mud kar balo ko khelti hui boli: Pata nahi kaha rakh di.
Mere jhukne uthne se robe kaafi dheeli ho chuki thi. Aur thodi bohut khulkar use mere robe ke andar ki panty bra achche se dikha rahi thi. Par main bina sharam ke wayse hi khadi rahi.
Fir sofe par baith idhar udhar dekhne ki nautanki karti hui aage boli: Yaad nahi aa rahi akhiri baar tumne call ki thi par uske baad.
Prakash: Koi baat nahi madam aap araam se socho.
Main tab use tirchi nazar se dekh boli: Kyu poori raat sochti rahungi kya, tum kya saari raat yahi rahoge?
Prakash: Nahi matlab jana hai hame par hamara shift khatm ho gaya na to hame koi jaldi hai nahi.
Tab main sofe par araam se peet tikati hui baithi aut ek tang ke upar doosri taang rakhli. Isse robe thodi neeche sarak aayi aur main use apni jangho ka badiya pradarshan karti hui boli: Hmmm, tab to theek hai. Araam se soch lungi. Wayse tum kaha rahte ho?
Prakash: Yahi Sanjay nagar ke paas.
Main: Oh chalo woh to paas hi hai.
Prakash: Madam aapna woh pasta khalo nahi to thandi ho jayegi.
Main: Hmm woh baat bhi hai. Tum kuch khaye?
Prakash: Nahi madam jakar khayenge.
Main: Family ke saat rahte ho?
Prakash: Nahi nahi, hum bachelor hai, room lekar rahte hai.
Main: Are tab to tumhe jakar banake khana hoga.
Prakash: Haan woh to hai, nahi to kisi dukan se parcel le lenge.
Main uth khadi hui aur uske taraf jhukti hui table pe rakhi parcel lene lagi. Ayse jhukne se meri robe samne ko poori khul kar andar bra ke saath jhoolti meri boobs use dikhane lagi.
Woh apni jangho ko dabakar baithne laga. Jisse main samajh gayi ke ladke ke armaan khade ho rahe hai. Main waysi jhuki use nazara deti hui parcel cover se nikal kar kholti hui boli: Oh god, itna sara dete hai ye log.
Prakash: Haan kaafi bada hai.
Main use dekh poochi: Bada? Kya bada hai?
Tab uski nazar mere robe ke andar se hati aur mujhse bola: Bada matlab bohut zyada quantity dete hai, bada parcel dete hai.
Main: Khaoge?
Prakash: Ka… kya?
Main: Jo tum dekh rahe ho?
Prakash: Ehh! Matlab?
Main: Are baba ye paasta, aur kya dikh raha hai mere haat mein?
Prakash: Nahi nahi, woh nahi chahiye hame.
To main adao ke saat apna sar upar kar use dekh boli: To aur kya khana hai?
Prakash ek tak mere chehre ko aur fir meri robe ke khule gale se andar boobs ko dekh bola: Ku kuch nahi madam. Hum customer ke yaha se kha nahi sakte, againt company policy hai.
Main parcel chori aur uth kar apni kamar par haat rakh boli: Offo, ye mera ghar hai. Yaha meri policy chalti hai kisi aur company ki nahi. Chalo aadha tum khao. Itna main nahi khati aur na hi khana waste karni pasand hai mujhe.
Prakash: Par madam woh galat hai.
Main parcel uthayi aur uske bolte muh par dusre haat se thapthapati hui boli: Chup! Jo bolti hun karo, la raahi hun khao. That’s it!
Ye kahti hui mei parcel lekar kitchen ko chali gayi. Kitchen se halke jhaank ke dekhi to woh apne maathe ka paseena poch raha tha. Yakeenan mere ang pradarshan ne use december ki raat mein paseene chutwa diye the.
Mere dimag mein tab ek aur chaal chalne ki sochi. Ye sochti hui uske samne se chalkar apne room ko gayi. Meri har matakti thumke bhari chaal par woh kisi chote bachche ke tarah mujhe dekh raha tha.
Apne room gayi aur Rakesh ke drawer se wahi sex ki tablet nikali. Kal raat Bhawna ko ayse pagal hoti dekh aaj mere mann mein bhi thi ki ise main bhi try karu aur saat hi us ladke Prakash ko bhi khilaun.
Ek tablet li aur fir wapas kitchen ko gayi. Waha jakar belan se tablet ki powder banayi aur fir pasta mein daal kar achche se miladi. Do plate nikali aur pasta daal kar nikal gayi raat rangeen karne.
Ek plate use di aur boli: Lo pakdo aur khao.
Prakash: Are madam itna zyada nahi chahiye.
Main: Offo khaona. Adha adha do plate mein dali hun aur wayse bhi ye aadha bhi main nahi kha paungi.
Prakash plate lekar hichkichate hue khane laga. Fir main sofe par pahle jayse tango ke upar tange rakh apni janghe dikhati hui garma garm pasta khane lagi.
Main khane ke beech boli: Achcha tumhe dekh ke to nahi lagta ki tum Bangalore mein local ho. Kaha se ho?
Prakash: Main Patna se madam.
Main: Are waah, bihar! UP bihar ke ladke to kaafi flirty hote hai.
Prakash: Hahaha! Nahi madam aysa kuch nahi.
Main: Khaas kar woh mujh jaysi shaadi shuda bhabhiyo ke diwane hote hai.
Prakash ispar kuch nahi bola aur muskurata hua pasta khane laga.
Main use uksati hui boli: Sharmao mat batao. Wayse bhi main akeli thi, husband bahar gaye hai. Isi liye tumhe rukne boli taki khate waqt koi baat karne mill jaye.
Prakash: Haan woh to sahi kaha aapne. Hum bhi apne room akele rahte hai. Akelapan kabhi kabhi kaatne ko daudta hai.
Main: Haan aur pati ke naa hone par tumhare jaysa koi aa jaye to maza hi aa jaye.
Iss maze ke bare mein padhoye kal sham 4.00 baje agle part mein.
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