Football khelto ho tum ya cricket ka 20 twenty match? Mujhe to dono hi game bahut pasand hai. Koi heavy bat se mujhe mare, ya me apne khula hua goal post dikha ke goal karne ka offer du. To kya socha khula hua goal post zada mazadar hai na? Ab kya batau tumko, football ki to mai bari deevani thi. Mere ghar ke samne football maidan tha, jaha mohalla ke sare jawan larke khelte the. Aur me dekha karti thi har rozz apni balcony me khare ho kar un jawan lando ko.
Par me to tis sal ke vidhwa aurat hu is lie koi mujhe dekhta nahi tha. Mujhe to kisi na naam bhi nahi janti thi. Par unme se jo teen player sabse accha khelte the me unka naam Pele, Ronaldo aur teereska ka naam Maradona rakh dia tha. Pati ko guzre hue char saal ho chuke the aur mere football player ke sath sex karne ka iccha bahut saal se tha. Mera driver un larko ko janta tha is lie mene socha mere driver ke sath hi pahale driving karna pare gi. Fir apne driver ke jariye hi in teeno football player ke sath match fix kar payungi. Ab to mere tang ke beech ka goalpost geela hone laga tha.
To mene apne driver ko bol hi dia ki mujhe driving sikhna tha. Wao mujhe driving sikhane ke lie ground pe le gia. Me safed color ka low cut blouse pahani thi. Jisse me bare bare football me kisi ko bhi doob jane ko majboor kar deti.
Driver ke nazre to mere blouse pe tiki hui thi. Mujhe gear change kharna, clutch, accelerator sab samjha raha tha. Par uske pant ke upar tamboo dekh ke mujhe to raha hi nahi gaya. Aur mene uska pant ke upar se uske laure ko pakar hi lia. Usne thora ghabraya. Mene use pant ka zip khol dia aur uska mota bat apne hath pe le lia aur seat piche kar di. Kue ki driving me karna chati thi aram seeee. Dhire dhire……. Kue ki char saal ke mere upar drive kisi ne nahi kia tha. Me uske upar bath gayi arur gear pakar ke apne surang ke andar daal di. Aur gari first gear me chalane lagi. Aaaaaa…. Muuum….. Oooooo… Bara mota bat tha uska.
Fir wao surang me andar jata gia. Aur aur aur. Bussss… bussss….. bari jaldi thi usko. Wao first gear se ekbar me fourth gear me daal dia. Aur full force me dhakke lagane laga. Auuuu. Auuuu ….. Auuuu ……… .. Dheere… Dheere karo …… uffff … Ufff kitne speed me kar raho ho. Baap re… Aaaaaaaa…. Pura daal dia. Par driver buda tha, aur me zada der driving ma mazza nahi le payi. Arur wao jaldi hi mere andar thanda ho gia. Uske bad driving seekne ka din fir aya. Mujhe driving pe jane ke mood thora kam hi tha. Mene apne football player ke sath match khelna ka fantacy use bata di. Aur use balcony se un teeno player ko dikha dia. Fir kyat ha. Usne us teeno player ke satha mera match setting kar li. Aur mera footbaal match fix ho gai.
Raat ko bara baje mujhe football ground jana tha. Wao teeno jaise mera hi intazar kar rahe the. Mejhe dekhte hi bhooke sero ki tarah mujh par tuth pare. Teen jawan larke. Uffff … halki barish ho rahi thi. Aur barish me kapre utar ke footbaal khelne ka maza kuch aur hi hai. He he he he…..kabhi khela hai football barish me? Huuuu Aaaa ………
Me football ground me nangi leti hu apne tanga fela kar apne goolpost dikha. Yeh dekh kar wao to pagal ho gaye. Wao teeno apas me larne lage ki sabse pahale penalty kaun lega. Uffff. Me to dar gayi ki wao marpith na suru kar de. Mene bola are ruko. Me batati hu ki kaun kya karega. Aaaooo…… aaaoooo mere Pele, tu mere piche se le le. Arur mene Ronaldo ko boli, agar khara hua hai to mere goal post me dal do. Maradona thora gusse me aa gia tha. Mene jhat se uska laura me le kar chusne lagi. Ummm. Umm. Auuuuu. Are mere Pele, mene free kick lene nahi boli thai tumhe. Ufffff …. Dheere …… uffff mere Ronaldo, sidhe mere goal pe maro. Koi referee nahi, koi rok tok nahi. Wao teeno position badal badal ke pass de rahe the apas me aur muje bare maja se chodne lage. Teeno ke to had ke di.
Un teeno ne to mere corner lia aur sidhe goal pe shoot karne ka tayari kar li. Baap re…. teeno ko ek satath. Meto chilla hi pari zoooor se. Kya halath hai. Tum teen ho par goal post to ek hai. Please please ek Off Side ho jao. Aru dusra chote goal pe maro. Please please… Aaaaaa. Aaaaaaa. Teeno ne to shot pe shot lagaye. Mere to pasine hi choot haye. Teeno ne usdin goal pe goal mare. Har koi do do shoi lagaye. Me to half time me hi thak ke gir pari. Lakin un teeno ne milke mujhe utha ke phir chodne laga. Char saal ke bandh goal post pura khul gaya aj. Maradona me mujhe piche se mar rara tha.
Aur Pele same ne mera goal pot faar raha tha. Side me khara ho ke Ronaldo mujhe kiss kar raha tha. Mere mamme choose aur kate ja raha tha. Me to sukh me chilla hari thi. Tip tip barish ke awaz se accha hoa koi sun nahi paya. Nahi to mujhe chodne ke lie pura mohalla ekatta ho jaya.
Ronaldo ne to mera pura upar body me daag har dia. Me kuh kar kar nahi par rahi thi. Me hawa me jaise uur rahi thi. Aur khusio me mare chilla rai thi. Mere tin mahaboob ke naam le kar. Chudde chudde to to jaise us raat behosh hi ho pari thi. Para nahi chala kab char bajh gaye. Me bahut takleef ke sath kaapre lapate ghar pauchi.
Ajkal to me roz football ground me bathne lagi sham ko. Sidhe goal khan eke lia hamesha taiyar.
To bolo tum kheloge football mere sath?
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