Namoskar, ISS-er bondhura abar ekta galpo post korte esechhi, apnader darbare. Ami akash, akash roy, kolkata te thaki. Ager galpote besh kichhu truti chhilo… prothomto, tai. Asha kori ei kahinita o ager moto sara pabe….bhalo lagbe apnader. Prothom aviggyota’ r par, sarata din kemon ekta ghorer moddhey kete gelo. Ki theke ki holo….bujhte na bujhtei, deho mon ekta notun jagote dhuke gelo, je khane deher sukh, anondo…..ekta charom tripti payoa jay. Sara din anno kichhute ar mon bosate parchhilam na. Seemar dekha sedin ar pai ni.
Parerdin, jathariti sakaler jolkhabar kheye, boipattar niye bosechhi. Kintu kichhutei paray mon bosate perchhilam na. Bar bar chokhta dwarjar dike chole jachhilo. Kan duto o khara hoye chhilo….sirite kono payer shobdo hochhe ki na…Nah, elo na, shudhu apekkhai sar…. baratao, kemon ekta aswoasti te chhilo. Kakhono matha tule darachhe, abar, netiye jachhe. O-o jeno dekhte chaichhilo, kal je oto sukh diyechhe se elo kina.! Seema elo dudin par, jakhon asha chhere, abar parasonay mon diyechhi…..takhon.
Monta khushi holeo ekta chapa rag o hochhilo. Kichhui bollam na. Na abahon, na bisorjon. Ekber dekhe, chokhta boier uppor guje dilam. O ektu dariye dekhlo, tarpar dhop kore bose porlo amar pashe. Kand diye ekta dhakka mere bollo, “ki re katha bolbi na? Rag hoyechhe?”asisni keno ei dudin?”- mukhta nichu kori bollam. Or dike takalam na. Bujuk, ami rag korechhi. Sahoj bhabei o bollo, emon bhab, jeno kichhui hoy ni, “ar bolish na, samner mase parikkha na….mastermoshai par par dudin sakale porate esechhilo.
Kar biye achhe, tai aj ar asbe na.” Ektu theme bollo,”sedin kemon laglo re? Annodo peyechhis? Bol na…” bolei hat ta bariye khop kore barata panter upor diyei chepe dhorlo. Ami soja suji or dike takiye bollam, “ tui eto kichhu janli ki kore? Satti katha bol.” Sune ki korbi? Choda chudi kora toke shikhiye diyechhi….sukh pechhis ki na bol age”- seema baratake chatkate chatkate giggyasa korlo.
Amar barato hoyechhe temni, bata amar ichha anichha ke patta na diyei matha tule darate shuru korlo. Ami ar ki kori….dan hatta or kandher upor diye or froker modhye dhukiye, or dan diker maita te hat bolate laglam. Hat bolate bolate aber giggyasa korlam,” bol na tor shikkha guru ta ke? Kothay esob shikhli?” eber amar surtao besh narom laglo nijer kanei. Takhono choda chudi……ettadi, kharap katha mukh theke berote chaichhilo na…..kemon jeno badho badho
lagchhilo. Amar gal ta or gale alto kore ghoste thaklam.
Or sharirta o dhile dhala hoye gelo, amar gayer sathe chepe dhorlo nijeke. Adure golay, amar dike takiye bollo,” ei je mai tipchhis, tipte dichhi, tate sukh hochhe na, na?…..babu amar chodoner itihas-bhugol jante chay….amar mai tipchhis tar jonno kono kritaggyota nei…..”Tor mai ki re? E duto bhagoban toiri-i korechhe tepa ar chosar, chuse dudh khaoer jonno….ete tor kono adhikar nei….tui shudhu kerier….buke dhore rekhechhis, ei matro. Eta je tepe ar je chuse dudh khay, tar….tai besh korbo tipbo, tor ki re….” –besh jorei tipe dilam eber.
Jhagrar surei, chepe dhore bollam bah, bah…jar jinis byaboher korbi takei aber chopa korbi!!!! Ki maja na?” bolei ektu sore boste chesta korlo. Ami aro jore, kachhe tene, bhalo kore joriye dhore santoner sure bollam,”are rag korchhis keno…? ei mal duti tor kachhe rakher jonno to mojuri pachhis…..kajei……” seemar buke mukh dubiye dilam, diyei mathata bachchader moto ghoste laglam. O current khaoer moto jhatka mere uthlo. Chokh duto buje elo. Aste aste bollo,”ki mojuri pachhi?”keno?
Ei je aram pachhis…..”—besh bhalo kore , chepe dhore, chotke chotke ador korte laglam.
“tui ki satyai shunte chas?”—khub mridu sure, amar ador khete khete, adure golay bollo.
“hu, uuuuummmm”—mukh ta or golay dubiye, ghoste ghoste bollam. O suru korlo……….Tor nischay mone achhe, amar baro masi ar mastuto bon,maskhanek age amader bari esechhilo. Tor satheo to rupa, mastuto boner sathe alapo hoyechhilo. Ora kadin theke, jaoer samoy, amake oder bari, bisnupure, niye jay.
Oder dotala bari, nicher talay bharate ar ekta dokan achhe, uporer talate masira thake. Masider paribare mesomoshai, bone rupa ar dada anutos, sobai anu bolei dake. Anek din pare dadake dekhlam, anek baro hoye gechhe. Amake jeno kirom kore dekhchhilo, kemon jeno ekta aswasti hoto or mukhomukhi holei. Jai hok, amader teenjoner khub bhav hoye gelo kichhukkhoner modhyei. Okhane pouchhanor por, snan kore, kheye-deye shuye porlam. Anekta bus journy kore klanto-o chhilam khub. Ami ar rupa eksathei shuye porlam or khate.
Ora bhai bon ek gharei shoy. Gharta besh baro, gharer duside duto khat. Ektate rupa ar annotate anu shoy. Amar shoyer byabosta rupar sathei holo. Ghum jokhon bhanglo, dekhi, sandha hoye gechhe. Gahare ami ekai chhilam, rupa kakhon uthe gechhe ter pai ni. Gharer baire ese, hat mukh dhuye masir ghare gelam. Masi sandhya dichhilo, amake dekhe bollo,”ki re ghum bhanglo? Dara cha korchhi, ektu bos.” Rupar katha giggyasa korate jante perlam o or bondhur bari gechhe ki ekta boi ante, ekkhuni ese jabe.
Ami ese jhul barandate daralam. Rasta diye lokjon, gari, jaoya-asa korchhe.
Ami ar masi cha khete khete galpo korchhilam, rupa firlo. Ami ar rupa eki classe pari, boi o motamuti ek. Tai masi bollo, or sathe porte boste. Barander ek kone chhoto ekta ghar, setai oder parar ghar. Eksate porte bose, oke giggyasa kore janlam, bisnupure anek kichhu dekher achhe, eta ekta oitihasik jayga, eksamoy jaygata khub somriddhishali chhilo. Kal ghuriye sob dekhabe, bollo.
Rate, galpo kore, kheye-deye, shute jete rat pray 11 ta bajlo. Dupure khub ghumiyechhi, tai ghum aschhilo na. Rupar sathe galpo korar chesta korlam, kintu, o ghum pachhe bole, pash fire ghumiye porlo. Ami ar ki korbo….oke joriye dhore ghumober chesta korlam. Kothay jeno gharite barota bajer dhong dhong ghanta bajlo. Ghum aschhe na, tobuo ghumer bhan kore rupake joriye dhore shuye achhi. Besh kichhukkhon por, rupa, amar hath ta soriye diye alada shute chesta korchhe.
Amar dike pash firtei ami chokh bondho kore, gobhir ghumer moto niswas nite ar chharte laglam. O ki jani porikksa korlo, khanikkhon takiye roilo amar dike, ami chokh ektu khule, ghumonor bhan kore pore roilam. Ghare night lamp-er mridu alote, bodhoy bujhte perlo na. O uthe boslo, tarpar, khat theke neme, ulto dike anur khater pashe daralo. Anuo uthe bose, rupar komor duhath diye kachhe tene, fis fis kore giggyasa korlo,”ki re eto deri?”
Rupa, “ki korbo? Seemata na ghumale ki kore asbo? Je bhabe joriye dhore chhilo, chharate gele jodi or ghum bhenge jay, tai ektu derite elam. Ne taratari kor. Or ghum bhenge gele jhamela hobe.” Ami to esob dekhe ar shune obak. Ki korchhe ora bhai-bone? Thik korlam, ebhabei motka mere dekhito, byaparta ki. Dekhi, anu rupar maxir botamgulo pichhone hath bariye khule dilo, dupasher kandh theke namiye dilo maxita. Maxitao sar sar kore rupar deho theke goriye matite pore gelo.
Rupa ekebare ulongo! Kichhuti nei sara shorire! Na bra, na panty, na kono chhoto jama! Ami jeno cinema dekchhi. Maxita matite pore jetei, anu ek hat diye komorta joriye dhore aro kachhe tene nilo, ar anno hat diye ekta mai tipte tipte mukhta chepe dhorlo anno maiter upor. Rupar mukh diye ekta gonganir shobdo berochhe. Bujhlam, byaparta darun upobhog korchhe rupa. Besh jore jore tepa-tepi, ghasa ghosi chollo kichhukkhon tarpar anu rupake bichhaner upor tene nilo.
Rupao chit hoye shuye porlo, hat bariye anur pajamer dorita khule dilo. Anuo pajamatake pa uthiye namiye soriye dilo. Rupa anur nunuta ke dhore narate laglo. Otao, dekhi besh khara hoye gelo. Ki baro ar mota!!! Anuo ekhon besh jore jore mai tipte laglo, anno hate rupar gudtake niye khelte laglo. Rupar bodhoy khub aram pachhilo, o eber besh jorei bole uthlo, “ar perchhina re dada, dhukiye de eber. Besh bhalo kore, rogre rogre chude de.
Oooffff gudta jeno fete jabe, taratari dhoka na re shala….bokachoda dadaaaaa, uuuuuiiiiiiiiii mmmaaaaaa….“dara amar sona dadachoda bon, toke ki ami kono kosto dite pari? Tui amar baratake kato sukh dicchhis roj….ne, pa duto fank kor…..tor bonchoda dadater bara kha…………chuse…..chuse…..kha………re………..aahhhhhhh kiiiii……suuuhhhhhhh…..” bolei nunuta ek dhakkay rupar gude dhukiye dilo anu. Ami o kenpe uthlam….mone holo anu rupar gude noy, jno amar gudei dhukiye diyechhe!
Esob dekhe amar matha ghurchhilo, e ki bhai-bone korchhe! Choda chudi!!!! E to kharp kaj!!!! Sotyi bolte ki, amar jibone ei prothom nari purusher deho niye khela dekhchhi. Schooler bondhuder kachhe shunechhi…kintu se katha khub ekta nara deyni kakhono serakom bhabe. Kintu, eto chokher samne jyanto blue flim!!!! Amar sharirtao jeno kemon korchhilo. Mai duto jeno tan diye uthlo, ekta shirshirani oi dutote. Pantyte dhaka gudtateo kemon ekta anubhuti……..ek dom onno rakom…..sur sur kore ki jeno berochhe!
Aste kore hatta okhane niye gelam, hater chhonya lagtei sharirta shioure uthlo. Fantar kachhtate kemon bhije bhije. Pantyr upor diyei hatta diye chapte laglam.ooooooooofffffffff kkkkkkiiiiiiiiiii sukhhhhh . Eber chokhta puro khulei dekhte laglam bhai—boner kelor kirti. Night lamper alota alpo holeo, sob kichhu bhalo bhabei dekha jachhilo. Anu komor nariye dhakka dichhe….rupa gongate gongate komor tola dichhe. Nischchoi ora khub aram pachhe bujhte parchhilam, karon, chapa sure ek tana bole jachhe, “
Oooooooffffff dada ar parchhi na re…..tor barata amar guder sob ras khunchiye ber kore nichheee……ore bonchoda..gudmarai…….amake jooorrrreeeee jjjjoooorriiiiiyyeeeeee ddddhhhhhaaaaarrrr……..aaamaaaarrrrr ssssssoooobb rrrrrrrraaaasssss bbbbeeeerrrr iiivvvyyeeeee gggggeeeeeelllllooooo rrrreeee..”, bolei duhat ar dupa diye aste priste joriye dhorlo. Pa duto diye komorta ke joriye jeno nijer guder modhye dhukiye nite chilo. Tarparei netiye porlo. Hat-pa chhoriye chit hoye shuye porlo.
Jeno sharirer sab shakti nishses…. rupar jokhon erakom abosta….bikerer rogir moto, anu chup kore chhilo. Rupa netiye jetei, anu shuru korlo dhakka deyoa. Jeno maramari korchhe, erakom bhangite, dhapa dhop komor diye dhakka marte laglo. Jeno, aj-i rupar gudta fatiye felbe…… sara gharta thapa thop awaje bhore uthlo…..anur mukh diye hhhhummm hhhhumm shabdo berochhe. Ooff ki speed!
Hatat rupar chokh ghuriye dekhte pelo, ami dekhchhi. Kemon ekta hasi khele gelo or mukhe. Oi obostatei bole uthlo, “ ki re dekhchhis? Dekh, dekhe shikhene….dara aschhi…. uuuurreee dada ar parchhi na…..eber dhal….amaro berobe… hhhhaaaannnnn….hhhhhaaaannnn erakomm ghasa thape ccchhhoooddd…aammaaarrrrrooo bbbbbeeeerrrrroooooobbbbeeee iiiissssss iiiiiisssssss jjjjjaaaaacccchhhhhiiiiirrrrrreee….. abaro komor tule tule koyekta dhakka mere netiye porlo. Odike anuo tana sure bole uthlo, “ orrree aaaameeerrrrrr
Khhaaannn kkiii maaaaagggggiiii bbbbbo nnn ssssonnnnaaaaaa tor good deerrrrrrrrrr fffff ookkklllaaa muuukkh ccccchossssoonnn aaaaarrrrr sssoooojjjjjooo kkkoorrrrrtttttteeee pppaaarrrrlllllaaammm nnnaaarrrreee….kkkhaaa kkkhhhaaaaa kkhiiiiiiiirrrrrrr khhhhaaaa rrree bbboookkaaaccchhhuuuddddiii……hhhmm ppprrraaaannn bbbhhoorrreee kkkkhaaaa rrreee ssssaallliiiiiii…….”
Bolei dhapas kore rupar buker upor shuye porlo. Jora jori kore shuye roilo. Rupa ek hat diye anur pithe bolate laglo, anno hat diye chule bili katte laglo. Amar dike takiye muchki muchki haschhilo. Amio ki korbo bhabte perchhilam na, sharirtao ki rokom korchhilo. Ami khate uthe boslam… besh bujhte parchhilam, bhetore bhetore ekta kapuni hochhilo…..other choda-chudi shes…eber amar ki hobe???…rupar hasita amar moteo bhalo lagchhilo na…ekhon ami ki korbo ? Bondhura, erparer ghatona parer episode janabo……jodi janan apnader kemon laglo. Amar mail ID holo… utsaho pabo aro likhte…. ekhon tabe biday ni?
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