Around a month back I have received the following joke on my whatsapp<\/p>\n
Girl : \u2018Emaindi.. inka kaledaa?\u201d
\nBoy : \u201cAyi poindi.. ayi poindi..pls.\u201d
\nGirl : \u201cThondara ga kanee..!\u201d
\nBoy : \u201cPlease.. konchem sepe.. konchem itu thirugu.. konchem terich pettu\u2026\u201d
\nGirl : \u201c\u2026sare.. kanee..\u201d
\nBoy : \u201cThanks.. inka konchem tereichi pettu\u2026\u201d
\nGirl : \u201cInkanaa\u2026.. Chalaa..?\u201d
\nBoy : \u201cChaalu.. ippudu easy ga vundi\u2026\u201d
\nGirl : Thondaraga kanee.. Invigilator chooste nee papers, naa papers lakku pothadu thelusaa..?<\/p>\n
This is what I got a message. It was funny with double meaning. I thought of deleting it immediately, but kept. Then the idea came how it will be to write in the same manner in funnily in double meaning.. so the following\u2026 go through and give your comments on my mail <\/p>\n
Sarada sarada ga matallo \u2026. :- By Lovely Radhika<\/p>\n
\u201cEmaindi.. inka kaledaa?\u201d asked the girl.
\n\u201cAyi poindi.. ayi poindi..pls.\u201d
\n\u201cThondara ga kanee..!\u201d said the girl.
\n\u201cPlease.. konchem sepe.. konchem itu thirugu.. konchem terich pettu\u2026\u201d requested the boy
\n\u201c\u2026sare.. kanee..\u201d agreed the girl
\n\u201cThanks.. inka konchem tereichi pettu\u2026\u201d again requested the boy
\n\u201cInkanaa.. \u201c the girl is annoyed and said again.. \u201cChalaa..?\u201d
\n\u201cChaalu.. ippudu easy ga vundi\u2026,, oh! Shit..\u201d the boy is annoyed now..
\n\u201cEmaindi\u2026?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNaa pennu pani cheyadam ledu\u2026\u201d gonigadu
\n\u201cPani cheyani pennu enduku pettu kunnav..?\u201d said the girl.
\n\u201cNee daggara pennu vunda..?\u201d adigaadu
\n\u201cnaa daggara endukundee?\u201d said the girl.
\n\u201cponee inku buddi unda?\u201d malliadigaadu.
\n\u201cUndi.. enduku?\u201d andi.<\/p>\n
\u201cNaa pennu munchi rastanu..\u201d aa ammyi tho annadu.
\n\u201cammo vaddu..\u201d bhaya padindi.
\n\u201cEndukoo\u2026?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNaa inku buddi ninduga undi. Nee pennu lonchi emaina kaarithe.. over flow ayi marakalu padathai..\u201d
\n\u201cNaa pennu lonchi kaarakunda munchu thanu..\u201d
\n\u201cAmmo.. vaddu.. naa buddi ivvanu.. nee thippalemo nuvve padu..\u201d
\nAfter half-an-hour \u201camma ayi poindi..\u201d said the boy..
\n\u201cThank God.. bhayam tho chastoo unnanu.\u201d
\nEndukoo\u2026 bhayam?\u201d<\/p> \n\n
\u201cEvaraina chooste\u2026? Leda invigilator chooste.. nee answer sheets naa answer sheeta pattuku pothadu thelusa..?\u201d
\n\u201cEvaru chodaru.. andaroo everi panilo vallu busy\u2026 invigilator chodaleduga..\u201d
\n\u201csnte.. andaroo nee laage..?<\/p>\n
\u201cAha.. ala ani kaadu\u2026\u201d he could\u2019t understand what to say.
\n\u201cRepu koda terichi pedathava..?\u201d adigadu
\n\u201cEm.. ivala di sai poledaa.?\u201d Chilipi ga andi
\nAfter five minutes the girl gave the answer sheets to the invigilator and went out.<\/p>\n
Immediately the boy followed her. But by the time the boy came out the girl went with somebody on a scooter.<\/p>\n
Next day\u2026\u201dBaga prepare ayyava..?\u2019 the girl asked the boy behind her.
\n\u201cso.. so.. ayina mee ammayilantha kadule..!\u201d kontega annadu.
\n\u201civala nee pennu bagunda..?\u2019 kallu chkilistoo adigindi.
\n\u201cbagundi.. enduku..?\u201d questioned back.<\/p>\n
\u201cNeedi karina over flow kakunda precaution theesu kunnanu..\u201d
\n\u201civala kooda terichi pedathava?\u201d
\n\u201cTheravala \u2026 Chooddam.. le\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
On the last day of the exam when the boy came out the exam hall, the girl was there talking with some other girl.<\/p>\n
\u201cHello! Rojoo nee kosam choostoo unnanu. Neevu kanipinchadam ledu.\u201d The boy said.<\/p>\n
\u201cNenu bayatiki vachche tappatiki maa nanna scooter tho ready ga vuntunnaru..\u201d said the girl
\n\u201cOh!\u201d
\n\u201civala raleda..?\u201d adigadu.
\n\u201cLedu. Ranannaru\u2026\u201d
\n\u201cMarela velthavu..? he asked curiously.<\/p>\n
\u201cinke mundi.. public transport\u2026 By bus\u2026\u201d
\n\u201cif you never mind tea thagudma?\u201d
\n\u201cPada..\u201d aa ammayi ok anagane.. the boy led the girl to the near by tea bunk. While drinking tea.. \u201cArati pallu baga unnai. Peddaga kooda unnai kada..?\u201d said the girl<\/p>\n
\u201cKavala..?\u201d asking this he took two bananas and gave her one. \u201dNeeku banana ishtama?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cChalaa..!\u201d looking at the banana she said.
\n\u201cNee premiti..? boy asked<\/p>\n
\u2018Vennela.. mari needi\u2026?\u201d
\n\u201cAre perlu bhale kalisaye.. naa pereu shashank.. vennela shashank.. baunnai kadoo?\u201d
\n\u2018Ekkadiki vellali..? The boy asked again. The girl gave the answer. \u201cOh! Ganta paine padu thundi.. Nenoo ate vellali pada ..\u201d
\nThey boarded the bus.<\/p>\n
\u201cWow.. bus entha khali ga vundi.. lucky ga seats kooda vunnai.. koorcho..\u201d the boy said showing her a window seat. And he sat at her side. They both started talking many things. The boy asked \u201cA college lo join avuthavu..?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cEnduku.?.. akkada kooda terichi petta mantava.. \u201cshe said smilingly.
\nManam eppudaina kaluddama..?\u201d boy asked..
\n\u201cAmmo maa intlo champe staru..\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAye.. emi chestu unnaavu..? velu theeyi..\u201d andi ammayi
\n\u201cemaindi..? he asked teasingly.<\/p>\n
\u201cGiliginthalu ga vuntundi..\u201d aa ammayi muduchu kuntoo andi..
\n\u201cEkkada.. \u201c without removing his hand he said.
\n\u2018Aye.. vaddu.. piskaku.. metta badathai\u2026\u201d
\n\u201cEmi pallu ivi\u2026?\u201d boy asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cTase cheste thelustundi.. theeyaga vunte mangoes.. teepi, pulupu vunte santhralu..\u201d andi ammayi.<\/p>\n
\u201cCheekithe thelustundi.. cheekana\u2026?\u201d moham choodu.. publicga cheekuthadata..?\u2019<\/p>\n
Hai moonlight\u2026 oka saari naa arati pandu pattu kove..?\u201d
\n\u201chey. Adem peru.. public ga ele pattukuntaru babooo?\u201c
\n\u201cmoonlight.. ante vennele kada.. nenu nee pallu pattukunnanu kada..\u201d
\n\u201cavi lopala vunnai.. paiga nee cheyi naa veepu enuka nunchu nadumu meduga vundi.. paina naa pita vundi.. kanipinchadu.. kani.. needi ela..\u201d saying this she kept here hand between hi thighs under the bag and squeezed.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNeedi peddade.. enhundenmiti..?\u201d
\nOka sari nenu maa friend measure chesukunnamu.. naadi 8 inches vundi.. vrittam 3 inches vudi.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cmari mee friend di..\u201d iinka squeeze chestune adigindi.
\n\u201cNaakante 1 inch thakkuva.. lavu anthe..\u201d
\n\u201cAyithe needi 1 inch dia.. anna mata..?\u201d
\n\u201cAdemiti..?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnte kada.. circumference to dia is pi ante.. 22\/7 ante 3.14.. avuna.. needi 3 inches annavu kada so dia . 1 inch..\u201d
\n\u201cneeku maths baga vachcha..?\u201d
\n\u201cEnduku?\u201d
\nPhysics lo triangle experiment vundi kada.. cheasava..?\u201d
\n\u201cvoon..neevu..?<\/p>\n
\u201cchesanu.. kani sariga raledu.\u201d
\n\u201cThermacol vadava..?
\n\u201cAvunu..\u201d
\n\u201csponge vadali. Dani vala momentum lo jerks ni absorb chestundi.\u201d
\n\u201cEla cheyali..?\u201d
\n\u201cReverse triangle lo vunna sponge theesu kuni centre lo cylinder size lo oka circle cut cheyali. Aa tharuvatha aa circle lo cylinder in insert cheyali. Apudu cylinder centre lo suitable piston niinsesert cheyali.. ayithe piston baga lubricate cheyali.. lekunte cylinder debba thintundi..\u201d said the girl.
\n\u201cKanee.. piston lopaliki jarithe\u2026?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cJagrathaga chesta enduku jaru thundi.. aina inka doubt unte piston chivara kinda rendu iron balls wweld cheste sri.. a balls, cylinder edge ki thagili piston l;opaliki pokunda aaputhai..\u201d
\n\u201cayithe first rank vastundi.. state first vachchina cvastavemo..?\u201d
\n\u201cKoi.. munaga chettu ekkistunnav..\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201coovishayam cheppana..?\u201d \u201cCheppu\u2026 emitee..?\u201d
\n\u201cNuvu chala andam ga vuntaav..?\u201d \u201cAvuna\u2026\u201d kila kila navvindi..
\n\u201cjoke cheyataniki neeku evaru doraka leda\u2026?
\n\u201cLedu.. nenu nijame chebu thunnanu..\u201d \u201caye.. emitadi,.. malli\u2026akkada cheyi enduku pettav..?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201caapu koleaka pothunnanu.. ippude intiki vellala\u2026?\u201d \u201cVadda..?\u201d
\n\u201cMee nanna raledu kadaa.. mee friends ni kalisanani cheppu..?\u201d
\nEnduku\u2026? Emi chestav\u2026?\u201d Therichi pedata annavu kada.. naa pennu inku buddi lo munchudamani..?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAbba.. aasha\u2026 adi rendo roju cheppanu\u2026 ivala kadu\u2026\u201d
\n\u201cAdig.. naa stage vachchindi nenu velthunnanu..\u201d sayng that the girl got up coming out of the sea \u201cAnyway thanks..\u201d andi
\n\u201cEndukoo\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cekkadidaka escort chesinanduku.. tea aippinchi naduku.. inka\u2026\u201d
\n\u201cVoo.. inka\u2026 nee banana ichchavu kada.. anduku kooda.. \u201c saying that the girl gave a shake hand to him, and got down of the bus.
\nThe boy got disappointed than he realized that there some paper the girl kept in his palm while giving shake hand. He opened the folded the paper and looked at it.. there was \u201cVennela..\u201d and a number was there . and written this is my whats spp number.<\/p>\n
The boy shouted \u201cHurraaa.. \u201c loudly and jumped up and got hit by the luggage carrier of the bus.<\/p>\n
I request to the readers\u2019 to give their suggestion whether to continue their acquaintance to friendship or not. If yes it will be continued. if not that ends the talk.<\/p>\n