Narrated by Akash
Hello dosto, main Akash, aaj ek nayi subah Bhawna ke ghar aur mere taraf se. Subah kareeb 9 baje meri neend tooti. Pichli raat kya se kya hua kuch bhi mujhe yakeen nahi hua.
Kaha Neetu mujhe dara rahi thi ki Bhawna ki zindagi barbaad karegi. Lekin raat ko jo hua woh to kuch aur hi tha. Pata nahi Bhawna ne kal aisa kaonsa kala jaadu ki thi jo sab jaisa woh sochi waisa hi hua.
Dekha jaye to Bhawna hi nahi meri apni Shobha bhabhi bhi. Pata nahi kaise par jo bhi woh chahti hai woh hota hai. Is soch mein main bistar par pada hua tha. Tab darwaza khula aur Bhawna lambi kali robe mein andar ayi.
Bhawna: Hello! Good morning, uth gaye janaab?
Main uth baitha aur aankhe meenchta hua bola: Haan good morning.
Bhawna hasti hui boli: Hahaha! Kal raat ki thakaan nahi gayi kya?
Main: Are haan, Neetu kidhar hai?
Bhawna: Badi yaad aa rahi hai tumhe!
Main: Nahi matlab bas pooch raha hun.
Bhawna: Chinta mat karo woh bahar hi hai, chalo utto ab, uncle aunty nikal rahe hai.
Main: Nikal rahe hai? Kaha?
Bhawna: Are duffer, kal woh bole the na ki shadi mein jana hai unko, to wahi.
Aur fir woh aankh maarti hui aage boli: Uske baad hum teeno yaha akele honge! Chalo utho aao bahar.
Mere mann mein khushi umad padi aur main jhat se uth pada. Jab main kambalk se bahar nikala to dhyaan aaya ki main bilkul nanaa hun. So kar uthne ke karan mera lund lohe jaisa khada hai.
Ye dekh Bhawna boli: Hahaha! Ek bar susu kar lo jakar, aise mat aana bahar warna uncle aunty ka tumse bharosa uth jayega, hahaha!
Main bagal mein padi meri short uthaaya aur sharmindgi ke sath muskurata hua washroom bhaga. Subah ki lambi dhaar nikalne ke kuch der baad mera lund halka hua. Fir short pehankar main bahar nikla, shirt pehna aur living room ko gaya.
Uncle aur Neetu living mein hi baithe hue the. Neetu bhi lambi robe pehani hui thi. Pata nahi in ladkiyo ko kya itna thandi aaj lag rahai hai jo poore badan ko dhakne wale robe mein hai.
Mere paas jaate hi uncle mujhe dekh bole: Are good morning beta, aao baitho.
Mujhe dekh Neetu apne papa se nazar chupa kar muskura di. Main use uncle ke samne dhyaan na deta hua uncle se bola: Haan uncle good morning.
Uncle: Achcha hua tum uth gaye, main aur aunty shadi ke liye nikal rahe the.
Main anjaan banta hua bola: Oh itni jaldi uncle? Kyu?
Uncle: Woh beta, shadi to kal hai par aaj rasme hai kuch. Neetu ko anne boli to kahti hai woh shaadi ke layak kuch kapde nahi layi to nahi aa rahi.
Main Neetu ke taraf dekha to pahle woh bhawro ko utha kar muskurayi aur fir boli: Aur nahi to kya papa, ab shadi hai to pahle bolte. Nayi khareed leti. Shadi mein poorane kapde pehanke main to nahi ja sakti, bilkul bhi nahi.
Main jaan gaya woh kyu nahi jana chahti. Waise bhi ab na hi mujhe aur naa hi Bhawna ko Neetu se koi takleef thi.
Itne mein Bhawna kitchen se boli: Rahne dijiyena uncle Neetu bhi chali gayi to main akeli pad jaungi.
Main tab kitchen ke taraf dekha to Bhawna mujhe muskaan deti hui aankh maar di.
Uncle: Haan haan tabhi zor nahi dala Neetu par. Waise bhi iske sasural se koi aa raha haina. Kab tak aayega woh?
Neetu upar ghadi dekhi aur fir boli: Aaa aa jayega, 10 baje tak shayad.
Uncle: Usko ek bar phone karke poochlona kaha pahuncha.
Neetu: Nahi, woh bola yaha aakar phone karega, aap uski chinta na karo papa.
Kitchen se Bhawna awaaz di: Akash chai le jao.
Main turant utha aur kitchen ko bhaga. Kitchen mein chai ab bhi ubal hi rahi thi to main Bhawna se poocha: Bani nahi kya?
Bhawna dheemi awaaz mein boli: Ban jayegi sab ban jayegi, uncle aunty ko jaane to do beta!
Main muskurata hua bola: Par Neetu ke samne hum dono kaise?
Bhawna mere thodi kareeb aayi aur apni hath aage badati hui mere short par lund ko daboch boli: Kyu! Neetu hai to kya hua?
Main: Uske liye to hum ab bhi bhai-bahan hai, bhale use sach pata ho.
Bhawna ke chehre par is par koi ghabrahat nahi thi. Balke woh muskurati hui boli: To kya hua, tumhe darr lagta hai kya?
Main: Aur nahi to kya, humara sara khel chaopat kar sakti hai woh.
Tabhi Bhawna hasti hui mere lund ko sahlati aur mere kandhe se mere peeche dekh poochi: Haan kya? Tum aisa karogi?
Bhawna ke sawal par main sar ghumakar dekha. Mere peeche kitchen ke darwaze ke paas Neetu khadi muskura rahi thi. Fir andar aati hui meri gand ko short ke upar se daboch boli: Shayad! Agar Akash mujhe tumhare khel mein shumil nahi kiya to!
Mere dimaag mein khushi aur aascharya ka hawa ek sath daod gaya. Kal raat tak ye dono ek dusre ke liye zahreeli saamp bani baithi thi. Aur ab ye dono mujhe hi alag bana diye.
Kaha main soch raha tha ki Neetu ko nahi pata maine Bhawna ko sab bata diya. Aur yaha ye dono ab ek sath the. Par mere mann mein khushi zyada thi. Samne se Bhawna ke hath mein mera lund aur peeche se Neetu ke hath mein meri gand.
Tabhi stove par rakhi chai ubalkar girne ko aayi. Bhawna mujhe chor uspar lag gayi. Par peeche se Neetu meri gand par apni naakhoon gadati hui boli: Kyu Akash? Mujhe apne khel mein karogena shamil?
Tabhi achanak Neetu ke peeche se aunty ki awaaz aayi: Tum uth gaye Akash?
Neetu turant mere peeche se hath hataali aur mud kar boli: Are waah mummy aap kaafi achchi lag rahi ho.
Ye shayad Neetu aunty ka dhyan bhatkane ke liye kahi. Jiske karan aunty apni saari ko sawarti hui boli: Haan, tumhare papa ne new year ki gift di hai, sochi yahi pehan loon.
Tabhi uncle living se bole: Ho gaya tumhara sajna to chale kya? Har kaam mein tumhare karan late nikalna padta hai.
Aunty idhar se uncle ko boli: Haan ji aayi, shaadi kall hai aaj nahi!
Main mann hi mann bola ki sahi to kah rahe hai, niklo jaldi.
Bhawna: Akash ye lo chai.
Itne ma aunty boli: To theek hai Akash hum nikalte hai, kya tum parso ho yaha ya chale jaoge tab tak!
Main ispar Bhawna ko dekhne laga ki kya jawaab doon to woh aunty se boli: Haan shayad hoga.
Aunty: Haan to theek hai aakar milte hai ab, aur Bhawna beta achche se sab dekhna yaha. Ye koi shikayat na le jaaye tumhare mayike.
Itne mein Bhawna mere peeche se aunty ko boli: Are aap chinta na karo, ye koi shikayat nahi le jayega wapas.
Ispar Neetu mere kandhe par hath rakh boli: Haan maa, shikayat karne layak ise chorenge hi nahi hum.
Aunty: Haan haan, achche se khayal rakhna tumlog iska. Aur haan woh jo beta Neetu tumhare yaha se aa raha hai uska bhi.
Neetu: Haan maa uski bhi rakhenge. Ghabrao mat aap.
Uncle living se bole: Are tum ab baato mein lag gayi kya? Agar tumhe nahi aana to main chalta hun.
Aunty: Aayi baba aayi, uff!
Itna kah kar aunty chidti hui apne kamre ko gayi. Aur fir ek bag ke sath bahar aati hui boli: Theek hai to humlog jakar aate hai.
Itna kah kar aunty aage badne lagi aur Bhawna Neetu unke peeche jane lage. Unke sath chalte hue living pahunche.
Uncle mujhe dekh bole: To fir Akash, milte hai parso! Ok!
Main: Haan uncle. Araam se jakar aaiye.
Uncle: Haan aur tum bhi maze karna, waise Happy New Year sabko.
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Bhawna: Haan apko bhi.
Uncle aunty ghar se nikalne lage aur Bhawna aur Neetu unke peeche darwaze tak gaye. Fir unhe vidaayi dekar darwaaza band kar Neetu door hole se bahar dekhne lagi.
Kuch second baad Neetu boli: Yes yes, gaye!
Ispar Bhawna khushi se jhoomti hui boli: Wohoo! Ab agle do din poori masti!
Neetu: Bilkul, full-on mastiii!
Bhawna hath badhakar Neetu ke robe ke naade ko kholti hui boli: To fir chale kamre mein!
Neetu bhi Bhawna ke robe ke nade ko kholti hui boli: Kamre mein kyu! Ab to sara ghar humara hai!
Fir woh dono mere hairaan shakal ko dekh hass padi aur Neetu boli: Kyu Akash, sahi boli na!
Main kuch na bol paya aur isse pahle ki main apne shabd sametta Bhawna boli: Poora ghar ab humara! Jaha mann kare waha!
Neetu: Living-room mein!
Bhawna: Kitchen mein!
Neetu: Bathroom mein bhi, hahaha!
Bhawna: Uncle aunty ke kamre mein unke bistar par bhi hahaha!
Neetu: Har jagah karenge maza!
Inki baate sunn mere andar mano aag ka gola phat bada. Ye dono sex ki deviyo ki tarah baat kar rahi thi.
Fir Neetu mujhse boli: Brush kiye?
Main: Ehhh!
Bhawna: Brush kiye ki nahi!
Main: Nahi!
Bhawna Neetu ke kamar ko pakad apne kareeb le gayi aur fir Neetu mujhe dekh boli: To jakar karke aao jaldi!
Bhawna aage boli: Warna hum tumhe apne beech shamil nahi karenge.
Itna kahti hui Neetu aur Bhawna mere samne mujhe uksaati hui ek dusre ko choomne lagi. Honto se hont choomne ke baad woh dono firse mujhe dekhi aur mere rang ude shakal ko dekh muskurane lagi.
Fir Neetu boli: Tum ab bhi yahi ho?
Bhawna: Lagta hai iska mann nahi.
Main: Nahi nahi aata hun ek minute!
Main apni chai ek ghoont mein pee gaya. Bhawna ke kamre ko bhaga, jaldi se brush karne laga. Apne baarvi ki board exam ke liye bhi mujhe itni jaldi nahi thi. Jhat phat brush kiya, muh dhoya aur fir bahar gaya.
Jaise hi living room pahuncha waha ka nazara dekh mera lund mere short mein tann kar uttejna ke jhatke maar gaya. Neetu sofe par peet ke bal padi hui thi. Aur Bhawna uski jangho ke beech baithi uski choot chaat rahi thi.
Kal raat tak jo jangli billiyo jaisi thi ek dusre ke liye aaj woh mere samne samlaigkik awastha mein thi. Isse behatareen nazara aur kya ho sakta tha. Mujhe aate dekh Neetu choot chatwane ke maze leti hui boli: Wahi khade rahoge ya aaoge yaha!
Bhawna Neetu ki baat sunn turant hat gayi aur mujhse boli: Kapde utaaro aur aao idhar. Tumhare liye ise taiyaar kar rahi thi.
Tabhi Neetu boli: Sachme tu kamal ki didi hai Bhawna! Apne bhai ka poora khayal rakhti hai.
Ye sunn main sochne laga ki kya Neetu ko ab bhi Bhawna ne apne tarf se ye nahi batayi ki main kaon hun?
Tabhi mere shakal par sandeh ka badal dekh Bhawna mujhe aankh maarti hui boli: Aaoge bhi ya nahi?
To be continued.
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